A Polish building contractor has been sacked after claiming he was only cleaning his underpants when he was caught naked and on his knees in a hospital staff canteen with the little red cleaner when he was supposed to be locking up.
Apparently, a stunned Security Guard caught the man in the middle of a compromising act with the smiling faced Henry Hoover which has a hose protruding from its ‘nose’. The guard told him to “clean himself and the hoover” before kicking him out of the building.
The Polish builder supposedly told his bosses that its “a common practice in Poland.”
An insider of the hospital said “The guard who found him said he was groaning louder than the hoover.”
H G Construction, based in Hitchen, Herts, said “That behaviour in not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh.
The 32 year old comic, Russell Brand had previously admitted to a session with a vacuum cleaner when he was 14 years old. He said “I saw Henry sat there, he was looking at me. Now whenever I hear that name, I have a guilty little smile.”
He is rather a nice looking little fellow though, I can see the attraction!
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