Racking your brains for ideas for the little darling this Christmas, well here are some novelty toys on sale this year.
Recently you have probably read about one of the future best sellers, a doll that poos into a musical potty. It comes with it’s own special food and then just like a real baby, it needs changing!
A designer in Switzerland has decided to cut out the middle man and has created the Pee and Poo dolls. The toys are made of a plush material, the Pee doll is yellow and shaped like a drop of urine and the Poo doll shaped, of course, like a lump of poop.
Pee and Poo Dolls
Now the kids would be chuffed to bits if you brought them this for Christmas, The Rubber Band Ball Kit, and it does exactly what it says on the packet, it makes a ball from rubber bands.
Rubber Band Ball Kit
Don’t worry if your children have grown out of the toy stage, an ideal gift for your student son, it’s the Men’s Underwear repair kit.
It comes complete with needle and thread, iron-on hole patches, Safety pins, elastic waist-band cincher and duct tape. It also features a very important addition, an underwear white-out paint for those unsightly stains!
Just when you thought you had all the cookbooks you would ever need a new idea arrives although I can’t see it selling that many copies.
The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls, and yes it does exactly what it says on the cover! It is an online book from the chef Ljubomir R. Erovic.
Not only does this eccentric cook have years of experience at being a gastronome of gonads but he has also the organiser of the annual World Testicle Cooking Championship in Serbia.
Here’s the video, showing the cooking of the balls and a newsreader who can’t wait to get her lips around a ladle full!
I wasn’t quite sure if this video was for real but apparently it is. Her dog seems to have real anger management problems and like nothing more than to bite it’s owners vagina. It really shouldn’t be funny, but it is, although I have a feeling this little dog will not be around for long!
This is the story of a little lady who is only 28½ inches tall who has just given birth to her second child despite being told that she would never be able to have children.
Her first daughter was born with the same condition as her mother, osteogenesis imperfector, but as this lady has proved, it hasn’t stopped her living a normal life with her husband and daughters.
Stacey Herald is now hoping to get an entry into the Guiness Book of Records for being the smallest mum.
