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A 46-year-old man from Guernsey has been sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse, not once but twice.
On two separate occasions, the man broke into the stables and performed sex acts on the 20-year-old horse. Well at least it was of legal age I suppose!
For his first visit to the bay gelding, he used a bucket to stand behind the horse and was caught after his underwear was found in the stable and he was given a three-year probation order.
Only months later, he returned to the same stables but this time left a mounting stool (is that a special stool for mounting horses?) in the stable.
The man was immediately suspected and told the court,
“I had a few beers, I went to the stable and interfered with the horse.”
I have kept the identity of the horse out of the report for it’s own protection but surely it’s obvious that you put the bucket back and collect your underwear before you leave!
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