Inflatable
Adult shops in Cairns, Australia, has been broken into several times by a burglar who has developed a passion for a blow-up doll named Jungle Jane.
Business owners believe that the break-ins are all by the same person who takes the dolls out the back, blows them up and has sex with them before discarding them in the alley.
The best part of the report in The Cairns Post, their words not mine said,
“His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes.”
The owner of one of the shops, who had not reported the first incident at his new premises, said that five dolls had been stolen and that the burglar had had sex with one of them.
The owner had also mentioned that the burglar had also developed the habit of cleaning up the mess he had made entering the stores.
It seems however that the burglar may have to give up his one-night-stands after leaving his DNA and fingerprints on his vinyl lover.
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